Greatings, my fellow carbon-based lifeforms. It's name is Gordon. It's a professional freelance journalist. It also has a high tolerance for any poison that is alcohol-based. Every kid in this country's gonna want one of their very own! Remember boys and girls, don't play with fire, unless, of course, you've had plenty of practice.
The battle for survival has already been won. Competition is a mutation that capitalism exploits, making yourself a product.
How does fear work? One guy says "We're in trouble!" The other guy says "What do we do?" The first guy says "Follow me!"